I bet your waffles looked like culinary masterpiece compared to this. I don't know who produces most of the "culinary wonders" in all those pictures, but any one of them could have easily been my work. *sheepish grin*
I'm... terrible. It's a good thing Mr. Thestral and I are happily living in a sin otherwise I have no doubt even Vatican would grant him a divorce on the basis of my cooking monstrosities, LOL! :D
You know, the bf is you! I swear, he once tried to make mash potatoes from a box and somehow he melted the mash and the pot into a single thing. How? Just how? XD
Oh, if you want a recipe for disaster, it's really easy:
Put it on maximum temperature - whatever you're working on - and start reading a really good piece of fan-fiction, if possible, in another room... Works like a charm, every time, LOL! Though maybe BF prefers a Ferrari technical manual instead of fan-fiction, but it's the same principle! :D Disaster guaranteed! *uh... I'm hopeless... some people just want to see the world, erm, kitchen burn* ;)
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I'm... terrible. It's a good thing Mr. Thestral and I are happily living in a sin otherwise I have no doubt even Vatican would grant him a divorce on the basis of my cooking monstrosities, LOL! :D
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You know, the bf is you! I swear, he once tried to make mash potatoes from a box and somehow he melted the mash and the pot into a single thing. How? Just how? XD
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Put it on maximum temperature - whatever you're working on - and start reading a really good piece of fan-fiction, if possible, in another room... Works like a charm, every time, LOL! Though maybe BF prefers a Ferrari technical manual instead of fan-fiction, but it's the same principle! :D Disaster guaranteed! *uh... I'm hopeless... some people just want to see the world, erm, kitchen burn* ;)