I think a lot of people are going to wake up in the years following his inauguration and realise that the roses he promised them smell of manure. Too bad that a bunch of self-centred crazies who clearly need their lesson in the face with a chair, took the entire nation down into the pit. As little trust as I have in him, I hope my projections are gloomy and he's better than I hope him to be - he really can't disappoint me, honestly.

As to the story: BRILLIANT! - as always! :) You're definitely writing for a "Make me smile" charity here! :D Thank you for sharing!